now with an arcade

krish's very own
website

a website about krish. there are also games.

the soycade™

six free browser games. high scores save on your device.

  • soy invaders

    soyjaks are descending. shoot Ls from a mountain dew can until they stop.

  • flappy soy

    flap through stacks of dew cans and cane's boxes. it will not go well.

  • whac-a-soy

    soyjaks pop up. you bonk them. 30 seconds.

  • tendie catcher

    catch tendies, sauce, and dew. avoid grass.

  • soy snake

    eat sauce packets, get longer, don't hit yourself.

  • soy match

    find all 8 pairs. fewer moves is better.

krish lore

compiled from eyewitness accounts.

  1. mountain dew voltage + tendiesa balanced diet, technically.
  2. raising cane's box combo, dailyevery day. he does not need the menu.
  3. grubhub at 3am, extra sauce packetsthe driver knows his name.
  4. cobsonposting until 4amsleep is optional.
  5. looksmaxxingresults pending since 2019.
  6. "nothing ever happens"and so far he's been right.
  7. ragebaiting normieshis only form of cardio.
  8. mewingsince 2021. jawline unchanged. he says it's working.
  9. the fanum taxapplied to every cane's order. he has never once finished his own fries.

rate krish

results are not saved. results are also not real.